• police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
• me: not with that attitude

theboywasonhisown:

itsalonglonglongwaydown:

yummygummysweaterpuppies:

Mr. Brightside and Miss Atomic Bomb

i predict people calling themselves “miss atomic bomb” or putting it on their urls

I bet they murder her too.

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• Madonna: I hate Lady Gaga. That bitch. She's reductive.
• Lady Gaga: I love Madonna. She's a true icon in music.
• Grace Jones: I hate Lady Gaga. She's fucking copying me!
• Lady Gaga: I love Grace. Her music means the entire world to me.
• Christina Aguilera: Lady who? The newbie? Ask me about something relevant!
• Lady Gaga: I love Christina. She's a centerpiece of 90s iconography.
• Interviewer: How do you feel about hate from other celebrities?
• Lady Gaga: I'm not sure. We should probably ask my friends Marilyn Manson, David Bowie, Oprah, Britney Spears, Beyonce, Tony Bennett, Elton John, Sting, Bruce Springsteen, Cher, Stevie Wonder, Cyndi Lauper, and even the dead fucking Michael Jackson. Here, use my oujia board. Let's ask him about how he wanted me to open for his tour.

Pareço desconhecido no tumblr, mas meus posts sempre tem mais de 1 note

poeta-humorista:

Porque eu sempre reblogo eles de novo depois

(poeta-humorista)